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Curated Eats
The SOSS List
The SOSS List is the unofficial guide to eating better. It’s the curated collection of meals the SOSS Bros order when they show up hungry — and bring their own sauce. These aren’t Yelp reviews. These are the secret menu hacks, custom orders, and flavor upgrades that turn a normal meal into a SOSS-level experience.
No. 01
La Sandwicherie Wynwood – Miami, FL
Order
Turkey and Brie Croissant — toasted, everything on it.
Bring extra napkins, this one is a certified HIT!
No. 02
Chipotle Bowl
Order
Burrito Bowl — Add shredded lettuce first, half a scoop of white rice, onions and peppers, double chicken, black beans, tomatoes, green salsa, red salsa on the side, cheese, sour cream, more lettuce.
No. 03
Five Guys
Order
Cheeseburger — raw onions, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, grilled mushrooms, cooked jalapeños.
Side
Little Cajun Fries — Add SOSS. Immediately.
No. 04
Anita’s New Mexico Style Mexican Food – NOVA
Order
Breakfast Burrito — Cracked Eggs (real eggs — you must request this!), Green Chile. Add protein: Chorizo, Steak, and Beef Machaca.
Upgrade
Smothered Breakfast Burrito Platter – Cracked Eggs (real eggs - you must request this!), Green Chile, Add protein: Chorizo, Steak, and Beef Machaca.
Also for the smothered you must request potatoes inside for the full experience.
No. 05
Jersey Mike’s Subs
Order
#54 Big Kahuna Steak & Cheese — double meat, double cheese (American + Provolone), lettuce, tomatoes, onions on Rosemary Parmesan Bread. No Chipotle Mayo.
Pro Tip
B.Y.O.S. — BRING YOUR OWN SOSS!
No. 06
& Pizza
Order
Traditional Dough, Spicy Tomato Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Spinach and Basil, Grape Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Jalapenos, Grilled Onions, Double Egg, Chicken or Pepperoni or both (use any protein of your choice).
Finish with: Pickled Red Onions, Arugula, Cilantro, Parmesan.
And Then…
Add SOSS. Obviously.
No. 07
Chick-Fil-A
Order
Spicy Deluxe Sandwich — double pickles, extra toasted bun.
Special Spicy Deluxe Sandwich: Double Patty — No Bun — Double Pickles, Double Lettuce, Double Tomatoes (in the middle).
Side
Waffle Fries.
No. 08
Taco Bell
Order
Grilled Steak Burrito — Double Steak, add lettuce, tomatoes, onions, sour cream, double steamed — cooked well done.
Hard Taco Supreme — Sub Cantina Chicken.
Grilled Chicken Quesadilla — Sub double Cantina Chicken, add pickled jalapeños & tomatoes. Well done (double steamed).
Bonus Round
Order the quesadilla uncut. Open it up. Insert the hard taco. Fold.
You just built a Quesadilla Crunch Wrap.
No. 09
Wagshal’s Market – Washington DC
Order
Super Double Special — Half Corned Beef & Half Pastrami — Half corned beef and half pastrami – Sourdough Bread with Butter, Sauerkraut, Swiss + Munster, Hold the Russian dressing, double toasted. ADD SOSS!
Alternative
Same as above — add Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.
No. 10
Costco
Order
Costco Hot Dog — Onions, little mustard. Add SOSS.
Costco Pizza — Well Done. Add SOSS.
Chicken Bake — Open a hole at the top, pour the sauce in and enjoy.
Bonus Crazy Round
Insert the hot dog into the Chicken Bake.
BONUS BONUS ROUND: Wrap that inside a pizza slice.